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Post Re: Chuck Norris!!!!!
Chuck Norris runs across water and swims though land

Chuck Norris's Tears cure Cancer, but he never cries

Chuck Norris has seen the second Season of Elfen Lied

Chuck Norris fans need a life

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May 2nd, 2009, 11:29 am
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chuck norris is a third degree back belt

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May 2nd, 2009, 2:39 pm
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Chuck Norris went back to the Kennedy assanation and blocked all of the sniper's bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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May 6th, 2009, 1:39 am
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Post Re: Chuck Norris!!!!!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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May 6th, 2009, 2:05 am
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Chuck Norris has failed to impress Silv so far. And I mean PHAILED

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May 6th, 2009, 9:27 am
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chuck norris can buid castles out of spheres

chuck norris doesnt watch tv, the tv watches him

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May 6th, 2009, 8:11 pm
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CHuck noris is going to die


May 12th, 2009, 5:54 pm
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thats not an amazing fact its just a fact

chuck norris is right behind ragan

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May 14th, 2009, 11:55 am
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thats not an amazing fact ,
that a fact that would scare the **** out of anyone
thats afact that i dont like at all !
chuck noris is un-amazing


May 15th, 2009, 6:14 pm
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chuck norris doesnt lift objects, he jumps on the ground and it goes up, then he kicks said object, and it goes where he wants it to.

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Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon.


June 11th, 2009, 9:39 pm
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Chuck norris doesn't sleep the rest of the world simple waits

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July 12th, 2009, 8:12 pm
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

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July 17th, 2009, 4:15 pm
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Chuck Norris is a pacifist

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August 8th, 2009, 11:32 pm
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Chuck Norris was born 6th May 1945

Nazi's surrendered the war on the 7th May 1945

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Chuck Norris is over popularized and lame.

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