From The Runaway:

(Cut to Sokka, with an evil grin on his face. He rushes towards Aang from behind, yelling.)

Sokka: Yaaaaaah, sneak attack!

(Aang bends a column of rock in his path, then removes the blindfold.)

Aang: Sokka, sneak attacks don't work if you yell it out loud.

lol silly Sokka

Toph: Hey, I only cheated because he was cheating. I cheated a cheater. What's wrong with that?
Katara: I'm just saying, this isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
Toph: Why? Because its fun, and you hate fun?
Katara: (indignantly) I don't hate fun. (She seizes Momo and drapes him on top of her head.) See? Fun.

(Momo slides off her head with an annoyed squawk.)

LOL


Aang: This has gotta be the nicest, natural setting in the Fire Nation. I don't see anything that would make a spirit mad around here.
Toph: Maybe the moon spirit just turned mean.

(Sokka takes a big whiff of some yellow flowers before turning to Toph.)

Sokka: (furious) The moon spirit is a gentle, loving lady. She rules the sky with compassion and…lunar goodness.

Katara: Fine! It's a lie. But you've been so out of control lately, I knew something was up. I knew you were hiding something, and you were. (Toph knocks the poster from Katara’s hand and walks away.) Don't you walk away from me while I'm talking to you!
Toph: Oh, really, Mom‌. Or what are you going to do‌? Send me to my room‌?
Katara: I wish I could.
Toph: Well, you can't. Because you're not my mom, and you're not their mom.

(She points to Aang and Sokka.)

Katara: I never said I was!
Toph: No, but you certainly act like it. You think it's your job to boss everyone around, but it's not. You're just a regular kid like the rest of us, so stop acting like you can tell me what to do. I can do whatever I want!
Katara: (chagrined) I don't act that way. (in a shrill and anxious voice) Sokka, do I act motherly‌?

(Sokka, alarmed, decides discretion is the better part of valor.)

Sokka: Hey - I'm staying out of this one.
Katara: What do you think, Aang‌ Do I act like a mom?‌
Aang: (digging nervously at his eye) Well, I...
Katara: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!
Aang: (chastened) Yes, ma'am.

LMAO! The last part is hilarious


Katara: Wow, these flowers are beautiful.
Hama: They're called Fire Lilies. They only bloom a few weeks a year, but they're one of my favorite things about living here. And like all plants, and all living things, they're filled with water.
Katara: I met a Waterbender who lived in a swamp, and could control the vines by bending the water inside.
Hama: You can take it even further.

(Hama waves her hands in a large circle, being the water right out of the fire lilies surrounding her, making them dry, black and shriveled. Hama completes the circle and chops her hand downward at tall rock. The water hits the rock and passes through, cleanly slicing off four pieces.)

Katara: That was incredible. (stares down at the flowers sadly) It's a shame about the lilies, though.
Hama: They're just flowers. When you're a Waterbender in a strange land, you do what you must to survive.

Zuko: For so long, I thought that if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home, now my dad talks to me. Huh, he even thinks I'm a hero. (cut to Azula, who smiles at these words) Everything should be perfect, right?‌ (cut to over-head wide shot of the four teens sitting around the fire) I should be happy now, but I'm not. I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why.
Azula: There's a simple question you need to answer then. (she leans forward) Who are you angry at?‌
Zuko: No one, (he looks down) I'm just angry.
Mai: Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko‌?
Zuko: Everyone... (he covers his ears in frustration) I don't know.
Azula: Is it Dad‌?

Zuko: No, no!
Ty Lee: Your uncle‌?
Azula: Me‌?

(Cut back to shot of Zuko who shakes his head in frustration)

Zuko: No, no... No, no.
Mai: Then who‌? Who are you angry at‌?

(The camera quickly pans right, stopping on Azula)

Azula: (sternly) Answer the question, Zuko.
Ty lee: (pleading) Talk to us.

(Cut to shot of Zuko looking confused and frightened)

Mai: Come on, answer the question.
Azula: Come on, answer it.

(Cut to wide shot of group. For a moment there is silence)

Zuko: (yells suddenly) I'm angry at myself!

(Zuko throws his arms down and the campfire bursts into a column of flame. The girls cover their eyes to protect themselves from the fire. Cut to a close shot of Zuko as wind and embers fly through his blowing hair. The fire burns out and the scene grows dark.)

God that took forever to color... But yeah, I really like that scene.

Lol yeah, and it took a while to read too!

Here's one from Sokka's Master:

Piandao: Sokka, when you first arrived, you were so unsure. You even seemed down on yourself. But I saw something in you right away. I saw a heart as strong as a lion turtle, and twice as big. And as we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. (Fat kneels to Piandao and gives him the sword) No, it certainly wasn't your skills. (Sokka looks down in shame) You showed something beyond that. (unsheathes the sword, showing its black blade) Creativity, versatility, intelligence…these are the traits that define a great swordsman. And these are the traits that define you. (sheathes the sword, kneels and gives it to Sokka) You told me you didn't know if you were worthy, but I believe that you are more worthy than any man I have ever trained.

(Cut to a shot of the sword in Sokka’s hands. The camera tilts up to Sokka as he lowers his head in shame.)

Sokka: I'm sorry, Master. You're wrong. I am not worthy. I'm not who you think I am. I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the Southern Water Tribe. (Aang, Katara, and Toph all gawk at Sokka with shock and disbelief) I lied so that I could learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.

(Sokka holds his sword up for Piandao to take. Cut to a close up of Piandao frowning and turning away.)

Piandao: I'm sorry, too.

(Piandao quickly turns back around and swings his sword at Sokka. Sokka stands and avoids the attack, using his sheathed sword to block a thrust from Piandao. Aang, Katara, and Toph get up and go to help Sokka, but he raises his hand to stop them.)

Sokka: No, this is my fight, alone.

Nice ones

Aang: And this is how they do it in the ballrooms of Ba Sing Se.

(He passes his arms in an undulating motion across his chest, stepping from side to side as he does so. On Ji imitates him.)

Sokka: Wow, they look pretty good together.
Katara: (dismissively, looking away) Eh, if that's what you like.

(She steals a jealous glance at the couple.)

Lol funny quote!

Here's one from The Painted Lady:

Toph: What’s going on?
Aang: Fire Nation soldiers are heading to the village.
Sokka: (to Katara, angrily) What did you do?
Katara: (guiltily) I…kind of destroyed their factory.
Sokka: You what?!
Katara: It was your idea!
Sokka: I was joking. I also said to use spirit magic and made funny noises. Did you even think this through. The army’s gonna blame the villagers. They’re headed there right now to get revenge.
Katara: Well, what was I supposed to do?
Sokka: Leave! Do nothing!
Katara: (dramatic close-up) No. I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me. (She gets up to leave.) I’m going down to the village, and I am gonna do whatever I can.

(Sokka, after a moment of soul-searching, gets up and follows her.)

Sokka: Wait. I’m coming too.
Katara: I thought you didn’t want to help.
Sokka: You need me, and I will never turn my back on you.
Katara: Sokka. You really do have a heart.

(They hug.)

Aang: (overcome) He really does have a heart, doesn’t he?

(Wiping away tears, he turns to Toph for confirmation. The earthbender, however, has a low tolerance for this kind of girly twaddle and socks him in the chest, felling him to the ground. The act ends with a shot of Fire Army jet skis bearing down on the village.)

Ooooh, I liked that scene! Here's one I thought was cool, although you guys may not appreciate its Zutaraness. It's from The Crossroads of Destiny, so you should all recognize it.

Katara: I’m sorry I yelled at you before.
Zuko: It doesn’t matter.
Katara: It’s just that for so long now, whenever I would imagine the face of the enemy, it was your face.
Zuko: My face. I see (turns away and places a hand to his scar).
Katara: (regretfully) No, no, that’s not what I meant.
Zuko: It’s ok. I used to think this scar marked me. The mark of the banished prince, cursed to chase the Avatar forever. But lately, I’ve realized I’m free to determine my own destiny, even if I’ll never be free of my mark.
Katara: Maybe you could be free of it.

(A glimmer of hope flashes in Zuko’s eyes as he turns back to Katara.)

Don't hate me for this, alpha...

Lol, don't worry, that's hardly Zutara evidence at all


Aang: Look, you guys keep telling me I need to sleep, but I can't, the invasion's tomorrow.
Katara: (imploringly) Aang…
Aang: (determined) No Katara, there's still so much I haven't learned. I don't need sleep. What I need is practice. Quick, hit me. (raises his fists in a feeble attempt)
Katara: I'm not going to hit you.
Toph: (eager) You want me to do it?
Katara: Listen to me, (grabs Aang’s shoulder) you've been training for this since the day we've met. I've seen your progress. You're smart, brave, and strong enough.
Aang: (close shot of Aang turning to Katara) You really think so?
Sokka: (cut to Toph and Sokka. Sokka’s arms open) We all do. You can do this. You're ready.
Toph: You're the man, (points at Aang) Twinkle-toes.
Aang: Thanks guys. (close shot of Aang smiling. He yawns and Katara helps him onto the fluffy Koala-Sheep wool bed.) You know what, I think I am ready.

nice episode!! haha paranoid Aang...

Woo hoo!!! DOBS!!!!

Katara: You made it Dad!
Sokka: Were you able to locate everyone I told you to find?
Hakoda: I did. But I’m a little worried, Sokka. (Looks behind at Due and Tho who are descending from the ship) Some of these men aren’t exactly the warrior type.
Due: (Excited and full of energy) Whooo-wheee. This place ain’t nothing like a swamp. (Points to a rock) What’d you reckon that is, Tho? Some sort of exploding Fire Nation exploding trap that would eat ya?
Tho: It’s just a rock, Due.
Due: Well, I’ll be.
Hakoda: (skeptical) Is it just me, or are those fellas a little loose in the leaf head?
Bato: I just wish they would wear pants.

(Cut to Hue scratching his abdomen)

Hue: Pants are an illusion. And so is death.

lol, don't worry Aang. I will have to even it out, though.
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(Cut to Katara, sitting alone at a table with her head in her hand. She looks up. Aang is standing in front of her, hand outstretched.)

Katara: I don't know, Aang. These shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure that I know how to...
Aang: (masterfully) Take my hand.
Katara: Okay.

lol. we watched that last night

Sokka: Good morning, everyone!

(He trips and starts to pick up his fallen scrolls hurriedly.)

Sokka: Uhm… So, as you know today we’re invading the Fire Nation. I mean I know you know that. (laughs nervously) Because otherwise why else would you be here? Anyway… (Clumsily drops more scrolls. He picks them up and places it on a board.) The Fire Lord’s palace is here. (Points to the map) Uh no, uh wait, (flips to another map) uh wait (flips again), uh wait (flips for the final time). It’s here (points to the correct map. Cut to a shot of Due, scratching his head and looking rather confused) and uh there’s an eclipse today and Aang’s going to fight the Fire Lord (he starts to panic) and the firebenders won’t have any fire to use so that’s good for us and uhm… (Cut to Teo and The Mechanist who look bored.) I’m sorry, let me start at the beginning.

(Sokka looks down and tries to compose himself.)

Sokka: (rapidly) Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn’t like Aang at first but I grew to love him over time. Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. (Cut to a Water Tribe warrior yawning) She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

Katara: (quietly to Aang) Wow, he says beginning, he means beginning, beginning.

Sokka: …and then Aang’s friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he’s grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him…

Hakoda: Thank you, Sokka. (places a reassuring hand on Sokka’s shoulder) It’s okay, why don’t you take a break? (Sokka looks rather disappointed and obliges.)

From Sokka's Master:
Katara: The fire is gonna destroy that town.
Aang: Not if we can stop it.
(Cut to a shot of Appa landing close to the fire. Aang, Toph, and Sokka jump off of Appa while Katara slides onto Appa’s neck and takes his reigns.)
Katara: There's a creek over here. I'll bend the water on to the fire.
(Katara whips Appa’s reigns and flies off.)
Aang: Toph, let's make a trench to keep the fire from coming any closer.
Sokka: (dejectedly) What should I do?
(Cut to a shot of Aang and Toph looking back. Momo flies past the screen and chirps.)
Aang: Keep an eye on Momo
(Momo flies to Sokka and lands on his head.)
Sokka: So what, I'm just a lemur-sitter‌ (petting Momo’s head) There, there. Feel better.

Zuko: First of all, in Ba Sing Se, it was Azula who took down the Avatar, not me.
Fire Lord Ozai: Why would she lie to me about that?
Zuko: Because the Avatar is not dead. He survived.
Fire Lord Ozai: (alarmed) What??
Zuko: In fact, he probably is leading this invasion. He could be on us right now.
Fire Lord Ozai: (stands up and points, furious) Get out! Get out of my sight right now if you know what’s good for you.
Zuko: That’s another thing. I’m not taking orders from you anymore.
Fire Lord Ozai: (seething with rage) You will obey me or this defiant breathe will be your last!

(Ozai begins to walk towards Zuko, until Zuko unsheathes his broadswords and brandishes them at him.)

Zuko: Think again! I am going to speak my mind and you are going to listen.

Ooh, nice choice!

This one's from the very end of The Avatar and the Firelord:
Katara: (in disbelief) You mean, after all Roku and Sozin went through together… even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?
Toph: It's like these people are born bad.
Aang: No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.
Sokka: (confused) Then what was the point?
Aang: Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone's capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I also think it was about friendships.
Toph: Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
Aang: (grabbing Toph’s hand) I don't see why not.

That was definitely a lead-up to WAT.

Lol, nice one

Damn it...ASN transcripts aren't working for some reason...better get one off the top of my head

Sokka: (while hallucinating) Who lit Toph on fire?

Lol!
Sokka: Suddenly, they heard something down the hall, in the dark. Oooh...It came into the torchlight. And they knew the blade of Wing - Fun was haunted! Aah-ah...
(Sokka dramatically pulls his sword out and wails in an attempt to be scary. Aang, Katara, and Toph are unimpressed.)
Aang: I think I liked "the man with a sword for a hand" better.
Toph: Water Tribe slumber parties must stink.

Zuko: I know you're scared, and I know you're not ready to save the world. But if you don't defeat the Fire Lord before the comet comes, there won't be a world to save anymore.

~From the Phoenix Kind I'd guess...

Wow...there hasn't been a non-Avatar quote in a while...lol

(Cut to a shot of Aang from behind. He’s on his knees on top of Appa’s head, with Momo sitting next to him. Katara walks up to him and places a hand on his shoulder. Cut to a close up of Aang to show him crying. He glances at Katara, who smiles at him. He looks away and wipes his eyes before standing up and addressing the rest of the invasion force.)

Aang: Thank you all for being so brave and so strong. I’m going to make this up to you.

From Jet:
Aang: Why wouldn't we fly?
Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head it's kinda hard to miss him!
(Appa turns his head and GROANS at Sokka. Aang is in the driver's seat' holding his reigns.)
Aang (gently to Appa,): Sokka's just jealous cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Aang: My name’s Aang. I’m the Avatar.
Katara: (in a ridiculous fake voice, and attempting to hide her face) Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
Aang: Yeah, me too. I hate that. (He takes a peek under her hat brim.) You know, you’re really pretty for a spirit. I don’t get to meet too many spirits, but the ones I do meet…not very attractive.
Katara: (chuckling nervously) Thank you, but…
Aang: (suspiciously) You seem familiar, too.
Katara: A lot of people say that.
Aang: No…you really seem familiar.
Katara: Look, I really should get going…

(She turns to leave, but Aang sends her hat flying with a blast of airbending. She frantically pulls it back onto her head but…)

Aang: Katara!
Katara: (defeated) Hi, Aang.


Haha, I loved this part, it was so funny

Lol, I liked that part, too.

From Nightmares and Daydreams:

(The camera pans upward to black. Cut to shot of Aang breaking through the same dream door to the Fire Lord’s palace. He is in yet another set of unusual yellow/orange clothing. This time he has long hair and a samurai sword. He flies into the room sword first. A giant Fire Lord stands in the fire pit as before, although this Fire Lords features are much more similar to Ozai’s.)
Aang: (standing on the ledge below the Fire Lord) Your days of tyranny are over, Fire Lord.
Fire Lord Ozai: (cut to close shot of the Fire Lord) Really?You're going to take me out? You're not even wearing pants. (smiles menacingly)
Aang: (smiles slyly) No Fire Lord Ozai, (raises his sword) you're not wearing pants.
Fire Lord Ozai: (Ozai looks down and screams in surprise) No! (he covers himself with a fluffy fire nation shield) My royal parts are showing!

no underwear at least.....?

Katara: Why would he try to fool us like that?
Sokka: Obviously he wants to lead us into some kind of trap.
Katara: This is just like when we were in prison together in Ba Sing Se. He starts talking about his mother, and making it seem like he's an actual human being with feelings.
Sokka: He wants you to trust him and feel sorry for him so you let your guard down. Then he strikes.
Katara: The thing is, it worked. I did feel sorry for him. I felt like he was really confused and hurt. But, obviously when the time came he made his choice, and we paid the price. We can't trust him.
Aang: I kind of have a confession to make. Remember when you two were sick and I got captured by Zhao?
Sokka: And you made us suck on frozen frogs. How could I forget? I had a wart on the flap that hangs down from the back of my throat for a month.

(The camera switches to the inside of Sokka's mouth, behind the uvula looking out.)

Katara: Sokka, I looked at it and told you there was nothing there.
Sokka: I could feel it! It's my throatal flap.

Lol...throatal flap...

Katara: I have a crazy idea.
Aang: What?
Katara: (hesitantly) Never mind, it’s too crazy.

(Katara turns away from Aang, looking a little bashful.)

Aang: Katara, what is it?
Katara: I was thinking… the curse says we’ll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.
Aang: Right…
Katara: And here it says ‘love is brightest in the dark’ and… (she turns to face him, but doesn’t yet meet his eyes) has a picture of them kissing.
Aang: (totally clueless) Where are you going with this?
(Cut to a close up of Katara’s face, her eyes still averted.)

Katara: (shyly) Well… what if we kissed?

(She finally look up at him, with a slightly dreamy, slightly hopeful expression on her face. She blushes visibly even in the darkness. Cut to Aang who doesn’t react for a second, then speaks.)

Aang: (surprised) Us kissing?
Katara: See? It was a crazy idea.

(She turns away from Aang, who himself turns to face the camera.)

Aang: (dreamily) Us… kissing…
Katara: (tries to laugh it off) Us kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?
Aang: (also tries to laugh it off) Yeah, heh, heh. (He points at her for additional emphasis) I definitely wouldn’t wanna kiss you!

(Aang’s eyes bug out a moment after his last comment as he realized the dreadful mistake he has just made.)

Katara: (offended) Oh, well I didn’t realize it was such a horrible option. (Leaning over at him in anger) Sorry I suggested it!
Aang: (trying desperately to recover) No, no, I mean… if there was a choice between kissing you and dying…

(The sound of a symbol crashing is heard as Aang utters this relationship stifling comment. Katara, further insulted, turns away with a noise of indignation. Aang approaches and is visible over her shoulder.)

Aang: What?I’m saying I’d rather kiss you than die. (He clasps his hands together in a gesture of appeasement) That’s a compliment.
Katara: (turning to Aang, infuriated) Well I’m not sure which I would rather do!

(Katara stalks off the right side of the shot.)

Aang: (dejected) What is wrong with me?

Look at Aang here and then look at him in The Headband! Lol. He's learned to be a true playa haha

Lol, here's a short one from The Beach:

Zuko: It smells like old lady in here.
Mai:(sarcastically, looking toward Zuko) Gee, I wonder why.

Cool

Zuko: Just breathe, and...
Aang: That one kind of felt hot.
Zuko: (angrily) Don't patronize me. You know what it's supposed to look like.
Aang: Sorry Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: And stop calling me that!

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
~Rowena Ravenclaw- The Deathly Hallows

Hehe, nice quote, forsworn! That was one of the best parts of The Eclipse.

This one's from The Boiling Rock part 2:


Mai: The truth is, (she holds the letter he left her) I guess I don't know you. All I get is a letter. You could have at least looked me in the eye when you ripped out my heart.
Zuko: I didn't mean to...
Mai: You didn't mean to? (reading) Dear Mai, I'm sorry that you have to find out this way, but I'm leaving.
Zuko: Stop! This isn't about you. This is about the Fire Nation.
Mai: Thanks Zuko. That makes me feel all better.

(Mai throws the letter at Zuko.)

Zuko: Mai, I never wanted to hurt you. But I have to do this to save my country.
Mai: Save it? You're betraying your country.
Zuko: That's not how I see it.

(Mai looks away from him. The scene switches to Suki going through forms in her cell. She finishes and Sokka opens her cell door and walks in.)

Nice one! The Boiling Rock was such an awesome episode!!

Here's a quote from Avatar:

Aang: With this technique the dragons showed us, Zuko and I will be unstoppable.
Sokka (after everyone applauds): Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: It's not a dance, it's a firebending form.
Sokka: We'll just tap-dance our way to victory over the firelord.
Zuko: It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old.
Katara: Oh yeah! What's your little form called?
Zuko (ashamedly): The Dancing Dragon.

(Everyone else laughs and the scene ends, fading out on Zuko.)

Well, he only edited it for me. And thanks!

Here's a quote from The Boiling Rock Part 1:

(The scene changes to a blue sky filled with clouds. Zuko's war balloon comes into view. Zuko is fueling the fire while Sokka sits off to the side. They awkwardly attempt idle chit-chat.)

Sokka: Pretty clouds.
Zuko: Yeah, fluffy.

(The war balloon keeps flying and Sokka starts whistling.)

Zuko: What?
Sokka: What? Oh, I didn't say anything. (pause) You know, a friend of mine actually designed these war balloons.
Zuko: No kidding.
Sokka: Yep, a balloon. But for war.
Zuko: If there's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.
Sokka: Yeah, it seems to run in the family.
Zuko: Hey, hold on. Not everyone in my family is like that.
Sokka: I know, I know, you've changed.
Zuko: I meant my uncle. He was more of a father to me. And I really let him down.
Sokka: I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us, that's hard.
Zuko: It wasn't that hard.
Sokka: Really? You didn't leave behind anyone you cared about?
Zuko: Well I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
Sokka: That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
Zuko: Yeah... Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough buddy.

Haha

Aang: Guys, throw me some coal!

(Sokka and Katara start dropping chunks of coal into the top of the little whirlwind, which accelerate down the wind tube and exit at high speed towards the Warden's men. Then all get knocked down. Cut to Tyro and two other earthbenders who earthbend the entire coal dump, with the Warden and all his men on it, out of over the open water.)

Warden: No, please! I can't swim!
Tyro: Don't worry, I hear cowards float.

Oooh, that one was original. Total Soki moment there.

From The Guru:
Mai: (morosely) I'm tired of wearing this girly disguise. I don't know how anyone can fight in this.

Ty Lee: Maybe that's why it was so easy to beat the Kyoshi Warriors and take their clothes. (The hidden Dai Li listen intently)

Mai: How much longer do we have to serve the Earth King? If I have to clean up one more pile of bear poop, I'm gonna throw up.

Ty Lee: (stretching) Princess Azula promised we would go back to the fire nation as soon as we captured the Avatar. We just have to be patient.

Mai: (anxious) Shush up! Do you want the whole palace to know we're Fire Nation? (stands to face Ty Lee)

Ty Lee: Sorry.

Ha ha, Mai's such a loser.

From TSR:

Katara: She lied to you! She was protecting the last waterbender...
Yan Ra: What? Who?
Katara: ME!!!
*insert freaking sweet waterbending*

Niiiiceeee! I would post something from TSR, but I only watched it once. I can't remember anything too well.

I'll just stick to TBR.
Sokka: I walked around the perimeter. There's a blind spot between two guard towers. It's the perfect launching point. I already tested it out. (Sokka puts a miniature boat into the water) We'll roll the cooler into the water and just float with the current. It'll take us straight across. As long as we don't make a sound, no one will notice. (the visual switches back to the present) And bing, bang, boom we're home free.
Suki: But how are you gunna get the cooler out?
Chit Sang: Yeah, how are you gunna get the cooler out?

(Everyone looks up, surprised. Chit Sang is standing on the stairs. He hops down to the floor.)

Sokka: What! We didn't, we, we didn't say that.
Zuko: Yeah, you heard wrong.
Chit Sang: I heard you're hatching an escape plan, and I want in.
Zuko: There's nothing to get in on.
Sokka: Yeah, the only thing we're hatching is... an egg?

(Suki and Zuko sigh at Sokka's joke.)

Chit Sang: Ok, well, I come with you or the Warden hears about this egg too.
Suki: I guess we have no choice.
Sokka: Ok, you're in. Now, first we need someone to unbolt the cooler (Sokka hands Zuko a wrench), from the inside.
Chit Sang: Oh, I can get you inside.

lollllllll that was so weird!

Chit Sang: Uhh. Hey, what are you, stupid? Watch where you're going.

(They begin a fake fight.)

Zuko: Hey, you watch who you're shoving.
Chit Sang: I think you mean whom I'm shoving.

(They continue to fight for several more seconds. An audience of prisoners cheers the fight on.)

Sokka (shouting): I need backup over here!

(Chit Sang and Zuko continue to fight. Zuko firebends at him and a guard approaches.)

Guard: No firebending. Into the cooler.

Lol I saw a Deleted Scenes video about that, and it was just hilarious!

thugs: "you think you can steal from us and walk away clean?"
joker: "yeah"

Sokka - You know, your a pretty wise kid Aang...
Aang - Thanks...
Sokka - So... Can I barrow Momo for a week?
Aang - Why do you wanna barrow Momo?
Sokka - **Shrugs** I dunno......


** NO! Momo is mine!

Sokka: It’s not that bad, Katara. It makes a great wig!

Aang: And a great beard!

(Sokka and Aang point and laugh at each other. Shot changes to Katara who is not smiling and begins to whip the fur off her sleeve.)

Katara: (unamused) I’m just glad we finally have another girl in the group because you two are disgusting.

Toph: Excuse me, (She walks in between the two breaking them apar.) does anyone have a razor… (She lifts both arms to reveal a mass of white fur emerging out of both of her sleeves, under her arms) …because I’ve got some hairy pits!

hahahahahhaha

From the Blind bandit episode

Katara to a pair of earth kingdom kids - "Hey! I got my eyes on you!"
Sokka Afterwards - "Water Tribe!"

No Way!!! dude if you dont mind im gunna so use that as my new avvy

I know! Why did Zuko even like her? Well, she's not all that bad anymore. I'm actually hoping she comes back in the finale today...

From Sokka's Master:
Katara: What's your problem? You haven't even touched your smoked sea slug.
Sokka: It's just…all you guys can do this awesome bending stuff like putting out forest fires, and flying around, and making other stuff fly around. I can't fly around, ok? (sadly) I can't do anything.
Katara: That's not true. No one can read a map like you.
Toph: I can't read at all.
Aang: Yeah, and who keeps us laughing with sarcastic comments all the time? I mean, look at Katara's hair, right? (grabs a lock of Katara’s hair and gestures to it) What's up with that?
Katara: (embarrassed) What? What's wrong with my hair?

(Katara looks left and right nervously, trying to cover her hair.)

Aang: (apologetic) Nothing, I was just trying to...
Sokka: Look, I appreciate the effort, but the fact is each of you is so amazing and so special, and I'm... not. I'm just the guy in the group who's regular.

Poor Sokka... lol

lol I think I posted that one...oh well

Katara: Maybe these dials represent dates and times. (points to the dials) Sokka, try entering that date from the parchment you took.
Sokka: Shh! Katara! (places his hand in front of his mouth and begins whispering, eyeing the fox warily) Not in front of the fox, he’s with the owl!

From The Library:

Professor Zei: According to legend, it was built by the great knowledge spirit, Wan Shi Tong, with the help of his foxy knowledge seekers.
Sokka: Oh, so this spirit has attractive assistants, huh?
Katara: (giving Sokka’s head a small shove) I think he means they look like actual foxes, Sokka.

Lol, I remember that!

From The Southern Air Temple:

Iroh: Even in exile my nephew is more honorable than you. (Zuko looks at his uncle in surprise at this comment.) Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious.

(Iroh moves to leave and Zuko follows close behind. With subdued anger, Zhao watches them exit the gate of the arena. Outside, Zuko and Iroh talk.)

Zuko: (quietly) Did you really mean that, Uncle?
Iroh: (slyly) Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

Lol I already posted that, but oh well!

From The Western Air Temple:

Zuko (while gesturing nervously): Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of... uh. So, the thing is, I have a lot of firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know, when I was attacking you... Uh, yeah, I guess I should apologize for that. B...but anyway... I'm good now. I mean I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad... But anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar firebending.

(The camera switches to a side view, showing that Zuko was rehearsing in front of a large frog. The frog croaks, uninterested.)

Zuko (angrily, to the frog): Well, what's your answer!

(The frog jumps on Zuko's head, then off-screen.)

Zuko (dejectedly): Yeah, that's what I'd say too. (shouting) How am I supposed to convince these people I'm on their side!? What would Uncle do?

(Zuko walks back and forth, imitating his uncle while Iroh's theme music plays in the background.)

Zuko: Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. (Zuko sighs, returning to normal) Even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means. What would Azula do?

(Zuko imitates Azula while her theme music plays.)

Zuko: Listen Avatar, I can join your group or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice. (returning to normal) I guess I'm not that good at impersonations.

Oh...sorry!

From The Deserter:

Katara: I think we need some new disguises.
Sokka (skeptical and annoyed): Where are we gonna get masks like that?

(Shot expands to show a stall selling masks on their right.)

Mask Merchant: Get your genu-ine Fire Festival masks here!
Sokka (as Aang and Katara rush over): That was surprisingly easy.

Lol he said that pretty nicely.

From The Boiling Rock Part 1:

(The scene fades to some time later that night. Almost everyone is asleep. Sokka tip-toes nervously towards Appa, nearly stepping on Momo. He starts climbing on Appa, shushing him when he awakes. When he reaches the saddle, we see Zuko waiting for him.)

Zuko: Not up to anything, huh?

(Sokka is startled and falls to the ground.)

Sokka: Fine, you caught me. I'm gonna rescue my dad. You happy now?
Zuko: I'm never happy.
Sokka: Look, I have to do this. The invasion plan was my idea. It was my decision to stay when things were going wrong. It's my mistake and it's my job to fix it. I have to regain my honor. You can't stop me Zuko.
Zuko: You need to regain your honor? Believe me, I get it. I'm going with you.
Sokka: No! I have to do this alone.
Zuko: How are you going to get there? On Appa? Last time I checked prisons don't have bison daycares.

(Sokka hesitates, then sighs.)

Zuko: We'll take my war balloon.

From The Firebending Masters:
Aang: That one kind of felt hot.
Zuko: (lashes out) Don't patronize me. You know what it's supposed to look like! (throws his hand out)
Aang: Sorry Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: (raises his arms and shouts) And stop calling me that! (Aang cringes)

From The Boy in the Iceberg:
Katara: [as Sokka tries to meander their canoe through an ice field] Go left. Left! LEFT!
[the canoe crashes into an ice flow]
Katara: You call that left?
Sokka: Well, maybe you should have "Water Bended" us out of the way!
Katara: YOU are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained... I'm embarrassed to even be related to you!
[the ice berg behind her cracks as her rage grows]
Sokka: Uh, Katara...
Katara: Ever since Mom died, I do all the work around camp while you're off playing SOLDIER!
[she remains oblivious to ice berg shattering even more]
Sokka: Katara?
Katara: I EVEN WASH ALL THE CLOTHES! Have you ever smelled your dirty socks? IT IS NOT PLEASANT!
[another huge crack from the ice berg]
Sokka: KATARA!
Katara: That's it! I'm through taking care of you! From now on, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
[the ice berg completely explodes]

Lol, nice!

Toph: How could you do this to me‌ You betrayed me!

(Cut to Katara, standing over Toph with an angry glare.)

Katara: You brought this on yourself. I had no choice.

The Runaway, right?

From The Firebending Masters:
Zuko: Listen everybody; (everyone turns their head towards him) I've got some pretty bad news. I've lost my stuff. (drops his head dejectedly)

Toph: (cut to Toph who raises both arms to show she’s innocent) Don't look at me. I didn't touch your stuff. (folds arms)
Zuko: I'm talking about my firebending. It's gone.


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