Does anyone have any strange endings?

Example:
Galbotorix gets scared and runs away (I doubt this is really happens).
OR
they fight and the king trips on a rock which gave him a severe wound.

Arya runs to defend Eragon and trips over a ladybug and cracks open her skull and dies and Eragon gets depressed and commits suicide.

Brom becomes Eragon's Father.

???
How is that a weird thing that will not happen? It's very possible.

sloan adopts Eragon

thats right except you left out the part about saphira and the werecat having a baby that will eventually take over the world

Islanzadi marrys the new Dwarf king, thus uniting the two races...

Oh and the wercat Saphira thing was genius!!! LOL

That the book will never be published, and that i will end up being the most important character in killing Galby and the Razac

yeah that, not gonna happen. thats a crazy as me being CP in disguise...

Eragon sings a song to win arya and decides to do it with is eyes closed so he goes to her and right before he starts (remember eyes closed) she walks away and orik comes and he sings it to him(and its a huge lovve song)

galby casts a spell on solumbun and solumbun turns into one of the cats in my siggy! *gasp*!

I don't find those cat pictures funny anymore....

Saphira takes Eragon and leaves him in the middle of nowhere...

that would be awesome if cp ended it like that!

lol how bout greenie never hatching?

solembum turns out to be galby in disguise. and before vrael died he but his soul in a cat body and became maud. and they both have a cat fight.

nice theory lol
Eragon marries Maud the were cat to annoy Arya and Saphira mates with Shruikin.

apon seeing galby for her first time, arya falls in love with him and galby gives up his evil ways. but during these events, eragon turns evil and cp starts a new series! lol.

solan does not get eaten by the Raz'zac.

Solembum starts a band with Maud and its called "Solembum and the Werecats"

eragon climbs one of the beor mountians and raises his sword in victory of being the first person to acheive such a feat and discovers electricity...the hard way. lol

Eragon goes delirious and stabs Arya and then like Saphira is like 'screw this!' and drowns herself. Then Brom and Ajihod's spirits come back and start screaming 'Your Mama' jokes at eachother. Meanwhile Roran wakes up from a coma and sees Oromis and Katrina kissing and shoots them both with a pistol. Then Galby turns into a goat and Shruikan eats him. Then Nasuada and Elva are like 'What the heck??'. Then Glaedr and Blagden start drinking tea and playing poker.
Wow that was random.

you have quite the imagination.

Galedr gets a pegleg.

I'm not usually like that but, yeah.
Now I'm spent. Um... Eragon and Arya are boarding the ship in Eragon's dream and Jaws comes and swallows it. Not very good, like I said I have my random moments...

speaking of the dream ship...

eragon and arya board the ship and leave waving goodbye. happy ending right? WRONG! the kraken reaches up and snaps the ship in two! BOOM!

howabout...
Eragon and Saphira fight Galby and Shruiken, then an Urgal comes and kills Galby while he is looking the other way.

that might actually happen! exept the urgal would be roran...like he did the twins.

Lol that would be funny...an urgal killin galby.

LOL!!!!

Saphira turn Eragon in to a cinder and she does not die and then thinks "Well this is intersting."

How about this: Arya will end up marrying Galbatorix and they kill eragon and then they rule alagaesia as the dark king and the dark queen.

galby and shruikan are fighting eragon and saphira in the air and then some stupid child says" hi everyone!!" and then galby gets such a fright and falls and dies.

Galby and eragon are fighting and then Homer Simpson walks in and says "Good Morning Springfield! *then he whistles and walks up to galby and steals his jewel sword* then he turns around and bumps into shruikan* "Do'h!" he says.

that is soo funny!!LOL!!
can i add 2 that?

and then he takes out his briefcase and starts eating some donuts and then he asks galby"want one?"

To add to that...

Then Galby says "I will have your head yellow man"
then himer says "ahhhh...my comic books have come to life!" Then lisa walks in and says "Dad, run!"

Homer says. "Uh, uh, daddy's talking to a bad guy from a comic book."

that is soo funny!! lol

Thanks.

Here's another one.

Eragon is riding saphira and saphira is singing "Stayin Alive" by the Beegees out loud. Eragon is listening to an ipod and has his eyes shut. Saphira runs into a mountain and eragon falls off. Saphira lands and watches eragon fall and says "Oh bother" then she starts singin again.

When eragon falls he hits galby who is fightin on the ground and has his ipod knocked from him. The eragon says to galby: "You killed ipod! Gimme a cookie so I can kill you with it!"

everybody has gotten so random.

going into the big main battle peter pevensie shows up and yells: "for narnia!"

so have u lol.

in the middle of the big battle, thorn comes and goes hey galby!!!(yes galby not galbatorix) wanna have a picnic with me and murtagh? and then galby goes off and starts harassing murtagh for not calling him sooner.

you're not one to talk lol.

how did homer simpson come into inheritance stuff? this forums going crazy!!!!!

ive got one:

galby gets on this forum and finds out eragons plans and wins the big bad main battle.

How about we get back on topic and I say Galby gets killed by the Ellesmera queen and Arya's mom, I forget her name.

that just might happen, its not impossible.

They are the same, just so ya know.


Hmm,

Galby is flying over the Atlantic Ocean and he goes into the Bermuda Triangle and is never seen again...

her names islanzadi (sp?)

continuing with my "galby on the internet" theory,

galby gets on here and double posts, then gets killed by the stick man in ur siggy.

Galby gets a 2nd sidekick named mr Icecreamcone and Saphira eats him and galby is so upset
about his new friend that he drowns himself and eragon comes in and is like '' Saphira, you
didn't leave any for me!'' and Saphiras like'' Yeah theres some icecream left on the ground over
there by Arya.'' And Eragon turns around to see Arya licking a pool of icecream off the ground
so Eragon goes to join her and thats when they both fall in love and set off in the boat searching
for the land of icecream with their dragons flying above them and there is Murtagh crying on the
beach because he wanted to come too.

Heh...

galby is fighting eragon then galby finds a kit kat on the ground and shares it with eragon then they become best friends but then arya kills galby because shes jealous and thinks he and eragon are more than friends. eragon is outraged and kills arya then he realizes what hes done and commits suicide. saphira survives and kills thorn then she and murtagh mate and repopulate alagaesia with hugons (humans combined with dragons).

Islanzadi falls in love with galby and eragon is so sad he kills her, then galby and arya team up and go...... grrrrr.......

(i know its lame i cant think of anything else)

I'm gonna add on to mine.
Then Angela turns Solembum into a jellybean which Donald Trump later comes in and eats. "Yuck! Popcorn Flavor," he says and runs off. Then Angela goes "Oh, tisk tisk, I was trying to lure Jeod into my tent so I ask him to marry me." Then Roran comes in and starts dancing the polka with Angela for the rest of eternity. Then Maud, Nari, and Lifaen get trapped in a cave and eat each other until only Nari is left who eventually gets the measles and dies. But then it turns out Nasuada is pregnant with Eragon's baby and then Elva has a baby with Nasuada's baby boy. They save the human race and the story starts all over again.
Rofl!

saphira crashes into a tree

Galby marries Ajihad and go off on boat together and Murtagh is on the beach yelling at Ajihad for taking thorn with him and Saphira mates with a tree..

Eragon turns into a dragon egg and then galby steals him and saphira goes, oh, thats my eggy

Eragon gets a voltzdragon

what is a voltzdragon?

Orik leaves his wife and mates with a male dwarf LOL

izilanzadi marries blaghden nd has baby crows

I got 1

Galby walks into the Varden hideout and says 2 ajihad "i want you to become my bride." Ajihad says yes and then Dangermouse blows everything up!!!

Ajihad comes back to life lol. But wouldnt it be weird if the living people suddenly got transported through the void and the dead people come onto alagaesia?

Yeah.

I'm just gonna repost mine because it seems like nobody read it.

i read it, its really funny lol!!

Eragon goes overseas and brings back the Griffon Riders

the WHAT riders sorry?

The Griffon riders. You know, half bird half lion creatures.

*recalling recalling....* uh... im sorry for being so dumb but did they appear in alagaesia before?

In Farthen Dur there were two golden statues of them. I wonder if there really were griffon riders.

oh sorry, i havent read eragon for a long time.

Griffos are cool

Anyway back on topic, Saphira mates with a griffon.